The saddest part about being an
author is only being able to spend approximately 10% of my writing time doing
what I love best--writing. I'm talking about those blissful hours spent with
your first draft, lovingly translating the scenes playing out in your head into
words.
Family life, promotion time, social
networking all suck up valuable time, but the saddest facet of being an author
is that the other 90% of writing time is essentially spent rewriting.
Now some authors like to labor
through that first draft alone with only a cat, a cup of coffee and the sound
of keyboard clatter for company. Others turn it into a social event, sharing
each chapter or even each scene with their colleagues.
Through the process of editing, one
factor is nearly universal--the need for a good Critique Partner. Or at the
very least, a competent beta reader. The rare author might have a spouse or a
significant other who can fulfill this role, but many--like me--are met with
frustration.
Oh, my husband may occasionally try
to fill in the gap, but his definition of romance are a dozen roses on our
anniversary and a Dyson vacuum on my birthday. He gets points for trying. He
takes me out to dinner and listens to my publishing plans. He lies awake in bed
while I ramble, eyelids propped open with toothpicks and a snore on his lips.
But his preferred reading material consists of political blogs, and he speaks
C++ and math more fluently than English.
Some authors are lucky enough to be
in a monogamous relationship with a fellow writer, a supportive partner who
laughs at your jokes, props up your flagging spirit, administers back pats,
praise, hugs and hot chocolate. Those of you who are should take this moment to
appreciate your CP! Say thanks, take her for coffee, give her a little gift.
You have no idea how lucky you are!
Other authors have spent their
existence bouncing through a series of short-term relationships, never really
hooking up with that one true soul mate. Such relationships might last for a
day or a week, a few months if one is fortunate. Most are are active swingers,
swapping partners based on the genre or simply the availability of prospective
CPs. Many romance authors engage exclusively in same sex relationships because
A) there are so few male authors, and B) what do men really know about romance
anyway?
There should be an online hookup
site for authors seeking CPs. I envision a profile looking something like this:
Preferred Genre: Romantic Suspense
Heat Levels: Sweet to Spicy
No Nos: Fine with most anything except M/M and bizarre foot fetishes.
Excerpt: My heroine loves shoes, yachting, and strong, sexy men. She has daddy issues. My hero is a cynical solider-of-fortune who doesn't believe in love and spends much of his time out of the country, rendering a stable relationship impossible. He is emotionally unavailable.
Apply at email address listed below.
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